"So, Peter, you're excited?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Peter Whump Day. It's July 17th. Less than 2 weeks left!"
"Peter what?!"
"Whump Day."
"Whump?! What the hell is that?"
"According to the Urban Dictionary, Whump is 'A fandom term, commonly used by fanfiction authors to describe physical and/or mental abuse laid on a character in a story'. It could also be 'The sound made when an elephant trips over' but I doubt - "
"And I'm supposed to be excited?!"
"Come on, Peter, this is big for you. It's a celebration!"
"Celebration?"
"A proof of love. Really."
"And when is Neal Whump Day?"
"hum... There isn't really a 'Neal Whump Day' per se."
"Oh why that?"
"Because the 364 other days of the year are implicitely all Neal Whump Days..."
"Ooch."
"You can say that."
"Eh, proof of love you said."
"Yep..."
"So... July 17th?"
"Yes."
"Neal?.... Whatever happens, you'll have my back, right?"
"Always, Peter. Always."
All details on the Peter Whump Day HERE.
"What are you talking about?"
"Peter Whump Day. It's July 17th. Less than 2 weeks left!"
"Peter what?!"
"Whump Day."
"Whump?! What the hell is that?"
"According to the Urban Dictionary, Whump is 'A fandom term, commonly used by fanfiction authors to describe physical and/or mental abuse laid on a character in a story'. It could also be 'The sound made when an elephant trips over' but I doubt - "
"And I'm supposed to be excited?!"
"Come on, Peter, this is big for you. It's a celebration!"
"Celebration?"
"A proof of love. Really."
"And when is Neal Whump Day?"
"hum... There isn't really a 'Neal Whump Day' per se."
"Oh why that?"
"Because the 364 other days of the year are implicitely all Neal Whump Days..."
"Ooch."
"You can say that."
"Eh, proof of love you said."
"Yep..."
"So... July 17th?"
"Yes."
"Neal?.... Whatever happens, you'll have my back, right?"
"Always, Peter. Always."
All details on the Peter Whump Day HERE.
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Date: 2013-07-05 11:33 am (UTC)And yes, all other days are Neal Whump Day
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Date: 2013-07-06 01:17 pm (UTC)Yes, poor Neal... It's only fair that Peter gets his part everyonce in a while; ;-)
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Date: 2013-07-05 11:34 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2013-07-05 12:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-06 01:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-05 02:13 pm (UTC)July 17th is set on my calendar! Poor Peter but lucky readers.
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Date: 2013-07-06 01:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-06 04:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-05 08:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-06 01:22 pm (UTC)I'm working on a couple of things. Less "crack" but I'm sure you'll love it. And I might explore more of this crack in the future, too. ;-)
And of course, my contribution for the Peter Whump Day is (almost) ready. ;-)
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Date: 2013-07-06 01:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-07 06:41 am (UTC)I am looking forward to what everyone comes up with.
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Date: 2013-07-07 08:20 am (UTC)I'm looking forward to it too !
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Date: 2013-07-07 08:46 pm (UTC)Yea for Peter Whump Day !
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Date: 2013-07-07 08:59 pm (UTC)I might think of that... ;-)