Signal Boost: Peter Whump Day - July 17th !

[aragarna]

"So, Peter, you're excited?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Peter Whump Day. It's July 17th. Less than 2 weeks left!"


"Peter what?!"

"Whump Day."

"Whump?! What the hell is that?"

"According to the Urban Dictionary, Whump is 'A fandom term, commonly used by fanfiction authors to describe physical and/or mental abuse laid on a character in a story'. It could also be 'The sound made when an elephant trips over' but I doubt - "

"And I'm supposed to be excited?!"

"Come on, Peter, this is big for you. It's a celebration!"

"Celebration?"

"A proof of love. Really."

"And when is Neal Whump Day?"

"hum... There isn't really a 'Neal Whump Day' per se."

"Oh why that?"

"Because the 364 other days of the year are implicitely all Neal Whump Days..."

"Ooch."

"You can say that."

"Eh, proof of love you said."

"Yep..."

"So... July 17th?"

"Yes."

"Neal?.... Whatever happens, you'll have my back, right?"

"Always, Peter. Always."


All details on the Peter Whump Day HERE.